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Total Medals Earned: 523 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,810 Points

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)

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Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 1/76 (5/1,200 points)

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Eraticator

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/170 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Complete the first level

Rat Jump Bronze 5 Points

Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump

Eraticating 10 Points

Complete 9 levels

Rat Jump Silver 25 Points

Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump

Taste for Blood 25 Points

Complete 18 levels

Eraticated 50 Points

Complete the game

Rat Jump Gold 50 Points

Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump

Fracuum

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)

Defense 5 Points

Obtain the gun

Money 5 Points

Collect a coin

Murder 5 Points

Murder an enemy

Win 10 Points

Beat the game

Massacre 25 Points

Kill all the enemies

Riches 25 Points

Collect all the coins

100% 50 Points

Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins

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From Nothing

Medals Earned: 10/12 (50/60 points)

Another O 5 Points

You got another O

F 5 Points

You got the F

H 5 Points

You got the H

I 5 Points

You got the I

M 5 Points

You got the M

N 5 Points

You got the N

O 5 Points

You got the O

R 5 Points

You got the R

Space 5 Points

The vanishing space

T 5 Points

You got the T

G 5 Points

You got the glorious G

Little N 5 Points

You got the little N

Glass Fish Rhythm

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Level Won 50 Points

Beat level one.

Beginning of the End 50 Points

Make it to the evil wizard.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game!

Level Too 50 Points

Beat level two!

Achievements Achieved 100 Points

Get all the in-game achievements!

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Hunt of HORROR

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/250 points)

JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points

FIND 10 HORRORS

LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points

CHEAT

POX POWER 5 Points

START A NEW GAME

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ONEY 5 Points

CONTINUE A GAME

HAPPY HARRY 10 Points

SCORE 8,000

JOUSTE 10 Points

FIND 50 HORRORS

MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points

BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)

MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points

UNLOCK ALL MODES

RICE PIRATE 10 Points

FIND 80 HORRORS

MIND CHAMBER 25 Points

FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS

SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points

FIND ALL 100 HORRORS

TOON HOLE 25 Points

FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS

TOM FULP 100 Points

COLLECT 13 GRAVES

I Like To Relax

Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/300 points)

Learnin' Lots! 5 Points

Read the instructions

Tetris! 10 Points

Get a tetris!

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Credits 5 Points

View the credits

Generous 5 Points

Donate to charity

Blah blah blah 10 Points

Freedom of speech!

Om nom nom! 10 Points

Consume ALL the things!

Bob says! 25 Points

Get all of Bob's advice from the shop

Maxed out! 50 Points

Get really good at... slacking off?

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